About Me.

Hello! Welcome. Pull up a chair. It's comfy in here.

My name is Harmony and I am a mom who tries to do too much. I am anxiety-prone. I crave order. I like bright colors. I am in my 30's and determined to look as though I am in my 30's for many years to come. 

This blog is a study in modern motherhood. I'm a stay-at-home mom with old-school values, trying to raise my kids in a modern world. It ain't no joke. In fact, it's kicking my ASS.

I am married to a wonderfully interesting man. He craves chaos. He has never felt anxious. He makes me mad and makes me laugh.

Our first child is called ONE. He was born in 2008. He's chatty and fun and never takes naps. Our second child, TWO, was born in September 2011.

Then we got cocky and decided to have just one more. THREE is a girl (whaaaaaaat??!!!), and due June 2013.

 Here's a picture of me before I quit my promising career as an insurance adjuster ...

Chicago, 2010

And here is what I've got going on now. That's quite a downward turn.

Join me as I navigate the waters of motherhood without any sort of grace or finesse whatsoever.