Today, when I picked up ONE, his teacher greeted me by smiling and taking a deep breath. That is never a good sign. I braced myself. She seemed like she didn't know quite how to tell me what happened.
You see, ONE has a friend who has a lisp. This friend happens to be obsessed with Thomas the Train, just like ONE. In case you aren't familiar, Thomas the Train has all kinds of other train friends ... and one in particular is named Percy.
Unfortunately, The Lisper pronounces Percy incorrectly. I imagine he pronounces a lot of words incorrectly, but I hope for his mother's sake most of them don't sound like slang for lady parts. And, unfortunately for me, my son is a great imitator.
Today, at naptime, ONE yelled out "I LOVE PUSSY!"
If you're looking for me, I'm currently hiding under a rock.